1 Temperaturen in Schottland, oder mal was zum Lachen!

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Habe da was zu den schottischen Temperaturen gefunden.....das mußte ich hier einfach rein setzen <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="" title="Sehr glücklich" />
Übersetzen ging nicht, dann wirkt es einfach nicht! Also, viel Spaß beim Lesen <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="" title="Auf den Arm nehmen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="" title="Auf den Arm nehmen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="" title="Auf den Arm nehmen" />

Before you consider traveling to Scotland on holiday, I thought you should know about&#058;

THE FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE SCALE FOR SCOTLAND.

50F degrees people in Southern England turn on the central heating.
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants.

40F degrees Southerners shiver uncontrollably.
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs.

35F degrees Cars in the South of England refuse to start.
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down.

20F degrees Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats.
Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt &amp; weemin start wearing mini-skirts.

15F degrees Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent.
People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry.

Zero degrees life in the South grinds to a halt.
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cauld.

Minus 10F degrees Life in the South ceases to exist.
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jaiket.

Minus 80F degrees Polar Bears wonder if it's worth carrying on.
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long troosers.

Minus 100F degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole.
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

Minus 173F degrees Alcohol Freezes.
Glaswegians get nasty because all the pubs are shut.

Minus 297F degress Microbial life starts to disappear.
The Coos in Dunfermline complain aboot fermers with cauld hauns.

Minus 460F degrees All atomic motion stops.
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hauns.

Minus 500F Hell freezes over.
SCOTLAND WINS THE WORLD CUP

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[color=blue:3vhgffx7][size=150:3vhgffx7]Coooooooool!!![/size:3vhgffx7][/color:3vhgffx7]

Leider nur allzu wahr <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="" title="Sehr glücklich" />

Hammer! <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" />

Das ist ja echt Klasse <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_exclaim.gif" alt=":!:" title="Ausrufezeichen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_exclaim.gif" alt=":!:" title="Ausrufezeichen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_exclaim.gif" alt=":!:" title="Ausrufezeichen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" />

Na dann muss ich jetzt auch mal meine "long johns" aus dem Schrank holen <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" />

Das kenne ich auch mit Lappen - daher der Unterschied zwischen Lappen und Waschlappen...

Das geht dann so: -20°C, der Lappe macht den obersten Hemdknopf zu.

Bei der Temperatur, wo Alkohol gefriert, wird der Lappe sauer....

Das ist fast genau so. Zu schön! <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Lachen" />