1 nice joke about a clever scotsman

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15 Jahre 2 Monate her #105676 von Caledonian80
nice joke about a clever scotsman wurde erstellt von Caledonian80
A catholic priest, a British Lord and an Scottish shepherd compete against each other in a quiz-show.

After the stage of questions all is draw. The moderator has to ask the last question:

"Please prepare to rhyme a four lines poem in five minutes on TIMBUKTU"

the three candidates stepped back.

After five minutes the Lord presents:

"Slowly 'cross the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu."

The audience applauses respectful.

The next is the priest with the following:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu..."

the audience is enthusiastic and keeps the churchman as safely victorious

Yet the Scotsman starts:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two..."

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15 Jahre 2 Monate her #105698 von eirinn78
eirinn78 antwortete auf Re: nice joke about a nice rhyme
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14 Jahre 2 Monate her #118727 von Chianni
Chianni antwortete auf Re: nice joke about a clever scotsman
An old joke, but makes me laugh again and again
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